Utter your last words.

My name is Nance. Most things are nonsense coincidence.
My boyfriend is a disgusting person who can utterly be a turn off but I guess, being that we are completely comfortable with one another, I can tolerate…his nasty actions.
For one, we were in HSO today and he was eating his Alfredo when he happened to choke on it a little…and had to blow is nose because it went through the wrong pipe or so he says…and so what does he do next? He picks his nose and he digs out a BIG chunk of booger. I saw the whole thing and to me, it was a big, “Wtf?” Next, he happens to sneeze while still chewing on his alfredo and it came out of his mouth or nose, whichever, and he got it all over his jacket.
I mean, I guess it’s not really his fault. Between the burps and farts and scratching of his genitals, I guess he’s still a pretty decent man. I guess. I mean, that’s human.
Haha… I still love you. :)